Greetings,
This is an open letter that I am writing to the women of America, as well as other managers/C.E.O.s of companies across America. This letter is meant to discuss pregnancy in the work place as well as pose possible solutions.
I am the manager of a large firm. I
recruit the best and brightest students from elite colleges around the nation
every year. As a manager, I screen these students through various methods such
as grade-point averages, resumes, and interviews. Jane Doe, a female who was
the top of her class at Harvard law has everything I look for in an employee
accept for fertility. Ms. Doe has the ability to become pregnant, which is her
worst quality. Even though pregnancy is a natural process, maternity leave is a
very complicated issue; I will have a difficult decision to make regarding the
hiring of Ms. Doe.
At this point, despite her shining
resume and flawless interview, I am extremely skeptical of Ms. Doe. How do I
know that after she gets pregnant, she won’t quit her job to care for her new
born? How can I efficiently find employees to fill her job while she is on
maternity leave? Despite my skepticisms, however, The Pregnancy Disclaimer Act of 1978 mandates that my decision of whether to hire Ms. Doe cannot be based on the
fact that she may become pregnant; if I were to make such a decision, it would
be discrimination. As an employer, this is extremely discouraging because there
is a possibility that Ms. Doe may take a maternity leave and possibly quit her
job, but there is no way for me to mitigate the situation.
So, I end up hiring Jane Doe. Over
the first few months, she proves herself to be a star employee. Then about a
year down the line, she knocks on my door and tells me she is pregnant; my
worst nightmares have suddenly come true. I grin, congratulating her, “Jane!
You is it a boy or a girl? I’m so excited for you.” Three minutes after she
leaves, I throw my coffee mug at the wall, yelling every expletive I can think
of. My star employee is gone, and there is nothing I can do about it. According
to law, “[Her] pregnancy must be treated like any other employee disability ormedical condition,”.
Jane has the right, under the Family andMedical Leave Act to “twelve workweeks of
leave in a 12-month period to care for her child.” But that’s not all, however.
This leaves me as an employer in a tough position because Ms. Doe was a leading
employee in the firm. How will I replace her for twelve workweeks without
losing efficiency?
Let’s say the scenario plays out
differently, however. Say Ms. Doe attempts to prove stereotypes wrong. She
decides that she does not want to be known as a woman who takes her maternity
leave, and then disappears from the workforce. Under laws, “[She] can’t beforced to take leave as long as [she] can do [her] job.”
For the period of time leading up to her pregnancy, she waddles around the
office doing a horrible job due to cramps, increased fatigue, and mood swings. In
addition, there is now the distinct chance that her water may end up breaking
in the office, ruining the very expensive carpets that line the floors. Despite
her inefficiency over the past months, I cannot fire her, which ends up losing
me money.
Don’t get me wrong; I think that
pregnancy is a beautiful thing. However, pregnancy loses money, and as a boss,
making money is my first priority. How do we solve this situation for myself
and other bosses? I propose a “pregnancy clause.” This clause mandates that
before being pregnant, each female employee must work for a certain period of
time, depending on how valuable they are to the firm. I think that its only
fair seeing that when women get pregnant business is compromised. Let me know
what your views on my proposed policy are. Is it too invasive? Are there other alternatives?
I would like to have your feedback, especially female feedback that way if
there is a solution out there, we can find it.
Sincerely,
The C.E.O.